Alien Abduction Insurance
Feeling adrift? Had an experience that nobody believes? Are people making fun of you for your "delusions"?
HSMK has you covered. HSMK will help you with events no one ever plans for, particularly events nobody will believe happened to you.
Their gravity insurance really helped me stay grounded!
ReplyDeleteI hadn't heard about HSMK until my friend told me about their abduction policy, something I SORELY needed! No more painful itemizations in the aftermath, THANK YOU HSMK!
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